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  • Two Black Birds

    Teacher: There are two black birds seating on a wall; What's their name, Akpos?
    Akpos: P-Square
    0 | | posted Saturday, 9th of March, 2013 at 2:49 AM via web
  • Bed Time

    In USA when a couple go to bed, they say "Good Night My Love"

    In UK "Sleep Tight Love"

    In Australia "Sweet Dreams My Love"

    In NIGERIA "Did you lock the Gate, Doors and Windows?"
    0 | | posted Sunday, 17th of February, 2013 at 9:58 PM via web
  • Poor Akpos

    Wife: If I knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you!
    Akpos: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"
    0 | | posted Thursday, 24th of January, 2013 at 5:27 PM via web
  • Baby Lizard

    Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?
    Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.
    0 | | posted Saturday, 12th of January, 2013 at 11:51 PM via web
  • Yoruba Man Phone Number

    If he is asked his fone numba & u hear “siro hate siro tiri tiri six wan wan tiri fife fife|. That is my HEN T HEN number” . . HE IS A YORUBA MAN!
    0 | | posted Saturday, 29th of December, 2012 at 10:59 AM via web
  • Suicide Mission

    A Student Called his dad from school and he said
    “Dad the situation at school is very critical if you don't send me money am going to commit suicide ”
    Dad replied: Son the situation at home is also critical suicide approved”
    0 | | posted Saturday, 29th of December, 2012 at 4:00 AM via web
  • Face Surgery

    I saw Akpos yesterday, he was crying. I asked; What is the matter?.
    He replied; there is a problem. I borrowed Pake 5 million Naira for face surgery. Now, i cannot recognise him.
    0 | | posted Friday, 28th of December, 2012 at 11:23 PM via web
  • Late For Work

    Akpos shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"
    He replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
    0 | | posted Friday, 28th of December, 2012 at 1:31 AM via web
  • God's Time

    Akpos, why did you steal the church Clock?
    Akpos Replied; I stole it Because God's time is the best.
    0 | | posted Thursday, 27th of December, 2012 at 10:02 AM via web

    AMERICAN:Wonderful things happen here in Ghana. How do you that.
    GHANA MAN: What precisely are talking about, Sir?
    AMERICAN: I think i just spotted a monkey driving a Blue Toyota Camry in the parking lot.
    GHANA MAN. That was me my friend
    0 | | posted Sunday, 2nd of December, 2012 at 11:07 PM via web
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