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  • Bean Cake

    When I got married, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home.

    On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was

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    0 | | posted Friday, 22nd of March, 2013 at 6:01 AM via web
  • JOB APPLICATION

    Dear Sir,

    APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
    I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

    Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse

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    0 | | posted Friday, 22nd of March, 2013 at 5:52 AM via web
  • Birthday wahala

    A guy n his gurlfrnd.

    Gurl: swtheart my birthday is approachn.

    Guy: ƔE̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩‎​​‎​Ђ‎​ I knw.

    Gurl: wat wl u like to buy for me as a gift for ur angel.

    Guy: anythn u want

    Gurl: ☺kγ̲̣̣̥, just a small gift dear....huuunnn, murano.

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    0 | | posted Tuesday, 3rd of July, 2012 at 2:18 PM via web
  • EVERY WHERE YOU GO

    This is a miracle that happened
    recently in Wuse Zone 3, Abuja,
    Nigeria . A boy (Samuel) & girl
    (Anne) loved each other so much
    and so sincerely.
    ... They used to chat on their mobile
    phones for hours. In order to
    reduce the expenses both of them
    got the same network SIM cards.

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    0 | | posted Wednesday, 13th of June, 2012 at 2:13 PM via web
  • WIFE GAVE HIS HUSBAND CONDOM TO PROTECT HIMSELF AS HE WAS GOING ON TRI ...

    A man was going on a trip and his wife was helping him to pack. When he was leaving his wife gave him a box of CONDOMS n said "Honey,take these with you in case of temptations".With a nice smile he said,''Thanks honey you are the best''. When he got to his car his wife came running,"Honey Honey Honey give me some, who knows I might also be tempted"
    0 | | posted Friday, 16th of March, 2012 at 11:49 AM via web
  • The Refined Idioms

    A fool and his money............Na guy man best friend
    A friend in need..............No go meet me for house
    A penny saved.............Na half a penny tomorrow
    As you make your bed.............Na so you go lay your mat too
    Don't cry over spilt ........Akamu
    Early to bed and early to rise..........Na Ministry you

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    0 | | posted Monday, 5th of December, 2011 at 8:43 PM via web
 
 
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