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    Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I'm from UK, i love my husband so much and i do anything to please
    him on bed. I even suck his dick too, but he has refused to suck mine. Pls advice me how to tell him to go
    down on me cos i really want my pussy juice sucked.

    * James Brown: I

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    0 | | posted Tuesday, 1st of October, 2013 at 3:08 AM via web

    Can u beat that?

    (1) My dad just bought a generator
    that uses palm oil.

    (2) I just finish praying on Lagos/ Ibadan
    express way.

    (3) We use to have 7 swimming
    pools in my house until armed robbers
    stole 6.

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    0 | | posted Saturday, 29th of June, 2013 at 2:18 PM via web
  • Hell Of Life

    A man dies and goes to hell.

    There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

    He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for

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    0 | | posted Friday, 14th of June, 2013 at 3:04 PM via web
  • Are You At Home?

    HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
    WIFE: At home love.
    HUSBAND: Are you sure?
    WIFE: Yes.
    HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.
    WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
    HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.

    Another day

    HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
    WIFE: At home love

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    0 | | posted Sunday, 19th of May, 2013 at 12:52 PM via web
  • Happily Married

    A couple had never fought in 25 years ..
    A friend asked the husband - "
    How do you manage? "

    Husband replied - It all started when we went on a honeymoon to south africa for horse-riding... ­ During the horse ride ,the horse my wife was riding jumped and she fell,she got up ,patted it and said "This is your 1st time

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    0 | | posted Thursday, 25th of April, 2013 at 10:47 PM via web
  • The Taxi Driver

    A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop.
    The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath & smashed against a wall.
    Then the driver said: Don't you ever do that again, you scared me!
    The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much?
    Driver replied,

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    0 | | posted Saturday, 13th of April, 2013 at 10:55 AM via web
  • Appraisal Q And A

    An employee goes to his boss to discuss his appraisal. Boss starts asking questions:
    Boss - There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
    Employee - That's easy. There are 49 left.
    Boss - How would you put an elephant into a fridge?
    Employee - Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Then

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    0 | | posted Sunday, 7th of April, 2013 at 4:15 PM via web
  • A 70-year-old Mad Man

    A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for medical checkup.
    The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''
    And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I

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    0 | | posted Sunday, 7th of April, 2013 at 4:10 PM via web
  • Three Mental Patients

    Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

    The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty

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    0 | | posted Thursday, 4th of April, 2013 at 6:48 PM via web
  • FACT 101

    WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Money speaking)

    TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks.. (Other people will tell the story on ur behalf)

    FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Miracle worker)

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    0 | | posted Saturday, 23rd of March, 2013 at 10:54 PM via web
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