A couple had never fought in 25 years ..
A friend asked the husband - "
How do you manage? "
Husband replied - It all started when we went on a honeymoon to south africa for horse-riding... During the horse ride ,the horse my wife was riding jumped and she fell,she got up ,patted it and said "This is your 1st time
A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop.
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath & smashed against a wall.
Then the driver said: Don't you ever do that again, you scared me!
The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much?
An employee goes to his boss to discuss his appraisal. Boss starts asking questions:
Boss - There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee - That's easy. There are 49 left.
Boss - How would you put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee - Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Then
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for medical checkup.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty